Crocs could possibly be one of the most unstylish footwear ever invented. Which ironically is why is this a great grandparent gift because grandparents quit caring about style 40 years ago. Grandparents care about comfort! What they lack in style, clean lines, and subtle colors, they double down on comfort. These shoes are made of a rubber foam material that’s hard enough to provide support but will ultimately mold to the bottom of your feet after repeated use. These crocs are easy to slip on whether a grandparent is checking the mail, going to a sports program, or going to your kids baptism. They function in all levels of society, and will soon be adopted in said levels as time marches on.
Often called the mullet of shoes, crocs also have a back strap and by flipping it over takes it from “party/lounge” mode to “business/dropkick” mode. This business mode just keeps crocs snuggly and squarely on your feet and help prevent them from slipping off. However, this raises more questions than answers as if you were wearing this footwear; why you would ever need to go fast or try to attempt to keep the slip on shoes on your feet? It is often called the shoe when you have given up on life. As many grandparents haven’t given up on life they just have given up on caring what others think of them this is a perfect gift for your grandparent.
Who is this grandparent gift perfect for?
Grandparents that really enjoy being comfortable. Grandparents that have foot issues. Grandparents that see what conditions like fishing or going to the pool. Grandparents who don’t care what’s in style.
Alternative
After wearing through three or four pairs of crocs although nice and still probably worth the price they seem to not last as long as the very first generation crock. I am sure that some Bing counter realized if they made them less durable they would sell more products More quantity of crocs. This guy is a big jerk. So we took a gamble on a crock style shoe of Amazon called schism for half the price and determined that it lasts about the same as a crock. The only real difference that we have been able to determine is when it’s wet it makes a squeaky noise. This This could be construed as annoying or a gentle reminder of how much money you saved buying the offbrand we prefer the latter.
